steelplatedhearts:

Alternate title for The Great Gatsby:

I Am Uncomfortable With Your Personal Drama And I Want To Go Home: The Nick Carraway Story

pawsupgagalove:

“I literally just need to stop speaking.”

indoxyl:

i wanna give a high five to every parents who have a hot son good job 

abarestorytotell:

if you think i’m ugly now you should have seen me in 2009

harry potter and the crazy ass rock

harry potter and the hogwarts basement

harry potter and the guy who went to jail

harry potter and the big ass fire cup

harry potter and the secret club no one can know about

harry potter and the vandalized textbook

harry potter and the triangle circle stick

asap-tran:

really-shit:

If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.

fuck

alltimeangela:

why does leonardo dicaprio always end up dead in the water with no girlfriend

Russell Brand telling Westboro Baptist what’s up.

yourfriendg00:

cute nicknames for your significant other:

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badtvblog:

Great Gatsby captioned exactly how it happened.